fuck yo theme nigga

I really fucked it up this time, didn’t I my dear

Only my boyfriend could still call me cute when I’m very sick and sending disgusting looking pictures to him

kinseykoo:

I should be over all the butterflies,

but I’m into you.

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: mcavoys)

When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you try to use it…

laughingstation:

sodamnrelatable:

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: flyingscotsman)

When someone you don’t like touches you

laughingstation:

sodamnrelatable:

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

The scariest thing about you leaving me is when I’m alone and my dad screams at me, I won’t have anyone to cry to and tell me everything is going to be alright and that you’re there for me.

crisium:

sweetyhigh:

This is what happens when you fill a tub with packing peanuts… and ferrets.

Today I will be as happy as a ferret in a tub of packing peanuts.

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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via thatl0velygirlwiththebr0kensmile)